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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Chalky
It's highly exclusive
- don't ya know
Darren
Because I'm reclusive
Uncle Korky
But please don't take this as a snub!
Chalky
wonderful stuff!
Chalky - My brain is too full - I'm in shock
Raak
I shall hide in this grandfather clock
Bif
I just hope that the bob-weights
Rosie
don't tickle my knob, mates,
Marc
Then grandpa’s for sure starts to rock!
[Rosie]...I thought you were a honourable woman!?
Marc
She giggled and said: “What is that?”
Raak
"It's a teapot on top of my hat!"
Darren
"If I want some tea,"
[Marc] Did you really not know that Rosie's a man??
Rosie
"you must bow to me"
(Marc) Wildly wrong on both counts. :-) See http://www.geocities.com/pantsmcprofiles/profiles.html
Rosie
Why did it come out with all those spaces, but not this time?
Marc
Then I’ll kick your ass, said Cheshire cat
[Rosie] No wonder then that I thought the fading scent from your lines was more like ‘Axe Marine', but my smelling sense is not so good any more.....
Breadmaster
John Howard will never be gone!
Rosie
"He goes on and on". (Anon)
(Marc) Yerssss. I
do
wash y'know. :-)
Darren
So here's what I think:
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