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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Uncle Korky
I'll leave Thorpe-le-Soken
Marc
And thankfully kiss your red lip.
....or: Getting rid of your stiff upper lip?
Marc
It’s Friday, let’s meet at the Pub,
Kim
[Marc]
Love to, but I'm off to my club
Chalky
It's highly exclusive
- don't ya know
Darren
Because I'm reclusive
Uncle Korky
But please don't take this as a snub!
Chalky
wonderful stuff!
Chalky - My brain is too full - I'm in shock
Raak
I shall hide in this grandfather clock
Bif
I just hope that the bob-weights
Rosie
don't tickle my knob, mates,
Marc
Then grandpa’s for sure starts to rock!
[Rosie]...I thought you were a honourable woman!?
Marc
She giggled and said: “What is that?”
Raak
"It's a teapot on top of my hat!"
Darren
"If I want some tea,"
[Marc] Did you really not know that Rosie's a man??
Rosie
"you must bow to me"
(Marc) Wildly wrong on both counts. :-) See http://www.geocities.com/pantsmcprofiles/profiles.html
Rosie
Why did it come out with all those spaces, but not this time?
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