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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Bif
Was launched from the oven toward us
Tuj
His body dropped down like a stone
Ye olde gong farmer
hit the ground with great smashing of bone
Rosie
One more mountaineer
Marc
Now flying, Oh dear!
....like an angel?
Darren
Approaches the heavenly throne.
Rosie
The well-heeled folk of Sevenoaks
Marc
Turn noses up at lim’rick jokes
Snodgrass
But with I M Pentameter
Chalky
Their footwork is amateur
Software
And fun at them everyone pokes
Marc
She said: May I teach you safe sex?
Raak
He replied: I'm more into safe hex
Snodgrass
But activities in Binary
penelope
despite all the finery
Software
Beats anything by Posh and Becks
Darren
She said: May I give you a tip?
Rosie
He said "Not just now; I'm in knip"
Kiwi Chris
But if you'll lend me a token
Uncle Korky
I'll leave Thorpe-le-Soken
Marc
And thankfully kiss your red lip.
....or: Getting rid of your stiff upper lip?
Marc
It’s Friday, let’s meet at the Pub,
Kim
[Marc]
Love to, but I'm off to my club
Chalky
It's highly exclusive
- don't ya know
Darren
Because I'm reclusive
Uncle Korky
But please don't take this as a snub!
Chalky
wonderful stuff!
Chalky - My brain is too full - I'm in shock
Raak
I shall hide in this grandfather clock
Bif
I just hope that the bob-weights
Rosie
don't tickle my knob, mates,
Marc
Then grandpa’s for sure starts to rock!
[Rosie]...I thought you were a honourable woman!?
Marc
She giggled and said: “What is that?”
Raak
"It's a teapot on top of my hat!"
Darren
"If I want some tea,"
[Marc] Did you really not know that Rosie's a man??
Rosie
"you must bow to me"
(Marc) Wildly wrong on both counts. :-) See http://www.geocities.com/pantsmcprofiles/profiles.html
Rosie
Why did it come out with all those spaces, but not this time?
Marc
Then I’ll kick your ass, said Cheshire cat
[Rosie] No wonder then that I thought the fading scent from your lines was more like ‘Axe Marine', but my smelling sense is not so good any more.....
Breadmaster
John Howard will never be gone!
Rosie
"He goes on and on". (Anon)
(Marc) Yerssss. I
do
wash y'know. :-)
Darren
So here's what I think:
Kiwi Chris
We could all use a drink
- though this is probably true at any time and not just 'cos of the Aussie elections :)
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