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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Kiwi Chris
"Or your ear I will clout!"
Rosie
"You can't, 'S been eaten, You've fed!"
Marc
She served him a hot pie in bed,
...more food, now breakfast...
Kiwi Chris
And rubbed warm goose grease on his head
don't ask me where that came from
Software
But in places below
an oportunity for depravity, perhaps?
Kim
Whee no foodstuffs should go
Kim
Where
Bugger, sorry..
penelope
He was subjected to leeches and bled
This sounds like a Michael Winner film
Puckoon
Well if that's what you think, I don't care!
Ye olde gong farmer
I don't give a jot for your stare
Sir Joseph Bazalgette
Be off with you, fool
snorgle
And as for your tool
Rosie
, well, must cause you the greatest despair.
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