mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

But soon it turned sour ,Cant you just see line 5 coming

For they differed in power

And she returned to her mother, the bitch! Satisfying Snod's prediction

I would just like to point out that the line above, to whit: "I'm an asshole and need a good spank" was not written by me and I would kindly ask whoever it was to not do that again.

Whilst walking the streets late at night

Software

In my stilettos and miniskirt, tight Why not?

Rosie

A copper approached me (Softers) I wouldn't try that in Croydon.

Bif

And offered a small fee

Snodgrass

And showed me his helmet so bright . [st dog] Well whoever it wasclearly wanted to make a statement and it looks like it was true

Line for spankings here

Marc

There once was a cute little pup

Tina

So small he could fit in a cup

st dogmael

A pygmy chihuahua - [snodgrass] It would appear now that you are actually coming out with it and saying you think I am an asshole ? This is not really in keeping with the etiquette of this forum, and if you really took exception to my limerick line that seemed to have sparked the comment I would say you have a singular lack of humour. Also I would say "fuck you" but I won't, because that would not be in keeping with the etiquette of this forum. Watch your mouth.

Fiddler

Barking like a (mad) cacadua [st dog] Maybe you are not a real asshole but you certainly acted like one entering that lunatic 'phone'-line. Go wash your mouth!