mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Darren

I said, "Yes, and what's more, (dangling quote warning)

penelope

"I can spin on the floor"

Rosie

She said, "that'll do, let's get wed".

Breadmaster

The wedding went off with no hitch

Rosie

'Cos both sides were equally rich. Ooh, cynical!

Snodgrass

But soon it turned sour ,Cant you just see line 5 coming

CdM

For they differed in power

Software

And she returned to her mother, the bitch! Satisfying Snod's prediction

st dogmael

I would just like to point out that the line above, to whit: "I'm an asshole and need a good spank" was not written by me and I would kindly ask whoever it was to not do that again.

Whilst walking the streets late at night

Software

In my stilettos and miniskirt, tight Why not?

Rosie

A copper approached me (Softers) I wouldn't try that in Croydon.

Bif

And offered a small fee

Snodgrass

And showed me his helmet so bright . [st dog] Well whoever it wasclearly wanted to make a statement and it looks like it was true

Line for spankings here

Marc

There once was a cute little pup

Tina

So small he could fit in a cup

st dogmael

A pygmy chihuahua - [snodgrass] It would appear now that you are actually coming out with it and saying you think I am an asshole ? This is not really in keeping with the etiquette of this forum, and if you really took exception to my limerick line that seemed to have sparked the comment I would say you have a singular lack of humour. Also I would say "fuck you" but I won't, because that would not be in keeping with the etiquette of this forum. Watch your mouth.