mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And mushrooms and baked beans on toast.

Tuj

When paying a visit to Durham hoho

I realised there's no rhyme for Durham Let alone two.

And so I left Durham

Bigsmith

(A nice town that, Durham)

Breadmaster

And ended up in Dover, which is vile.

Enough of this nonsense. Back to proper limerickese.
I once met a man with three legs

Who pushed out a basket of eggs

Rosie

I said, "Hello, tripod", I can only think of one rhyme

"are you man or god?" was that the one?

And ended up in Dover, which was nowhere near as nice as Durham

An angel approached me and said:

Bigsmith

"Permit me to point out you're dead"

penelope

"Your mortal life ended"