mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

For black satin lace

And mushrooms and baked beans on toast.

Tuj

When paying a visit to Durham hoho

I realised there's no rhyme for Durham Let alone two.

And so I left Durham

Bigsmith

(A nice town that, Durham)

Breadmaster

And ended up in Dover, which is vile.

Enough of this nonsense. Back to proper limerickese.
I once met a man with three legs

Who pushed out a basket of eggs

Rosie

I said, "Hello, tripod", I can only think of one rhyme

"are you man or god?" was that the one?

And ended up in Dover, which was nowhere near as nice as Durham