mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

But don't push your luck

KH

Or a railway truck

Angus Prune

Or soon you will wish you were dead

Angus Prune

oops -

There was a young man from Okehampton (...back to a more traditional opening)

Who made the front page when he camped on unfinished sentence alert

the M25 Everyone should be alert. The country needs lerts.

by Chalfont St Giles. Mmmm, tough leave Rosie!

with (wait for it) Lucinda Lambton. (Snodders) Can't see the problem. Anything ending in -ive would do.

There once was a man writing verse , . [Rosie] but it had to scan with your short line 3!

All rhymes that he knew were perverse

Raak

To the innocent ear

Bigsmith

They sounded quite queer