mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I'd rather be single than wed

Rosie

But don't push your luck

KH

Or a railway truck

Angus Prune

Or soon you will wish you were dead

Angus Prune

oops -

There was a young man from Okehampton (...back to a more traditional opening)

Who made the front page when he camped on unfinished sentence alert

the M25 Everyone should be alert. The country needs lerts.

by Chalfont St Giles. Mmmm, tough leave Rosie!