mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

It might win a prize

penelope

- A year's worth of claret and stout. ouch!

A sinister beast is the spider (pen) Ouch indeed. :-)

She's got miles of thick rope coiled inside her

So best to ensnare

widey

little beasts in her lair

Fiddler

Replacing a health care provider

Fiddler

My horny Aunt Heather once said:

Raak

I'd rather be single than wed

Rosie

But don't push your luck

KH

Or a railway truck

Angus Prune

Or soon you will wish you were dead

Angus Prune

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