mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I'm really your mother

Software

'Tho I look like your brother

Kim

and these 38D's are quite fake.

penelope

[C, R, R, S, K] Disturbing. Oh well. Moving quickly on...
Why can't we have kippers for tea?

Freshly plucked direct from the sea?

Raak

Paint them brown (BFK) (BFK = Brown For Kippers, a standard colouring ingredient.)

Serve with bread on a tray

Angus Prune

Don't hog them - leave plenty for me!

Angus Prune

And

A rumour is going around

CdM

That Dubya said something profound

Rosie

It's just propaganda

Snodgrass

But it does make you wonder