mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Perhaps it's Sir Cliff

Software

(He with the quiff)

plump

And a penchant for railway porters

Chalky

I have a confession to make

Rosie

The prospect of which makes me quake What can this be?

I'm really your mother

Software

'Tho I look like your brother

Kim

and these 38D's are quite fake.

penelope

[C, R, R, S, K] Disturbing. Oh well. Moving quickly on...
Why can't we have kippers for tea?

Freshly plucked direct from the sea?

Raak

Paint them brown (BFK) (BFK = Brown For Kippers, a standard colouring ingredient.)

Serve with bread on a tray

Angus Prune

Don't hog them - leave plenty for me!