mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

But I'll settle for St Peter instead. Backs away waving incense and making sign of the cross, etc, etc...

I’ve run out of my e-mailing stamps,

Chalky

And who stole my cut-and-paste clamps?

Darren

And where's my click wand?

penelope

(of which I am fond)

Uncle Korky

. My Recycle Bin - raided by tramps!

widey

Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear