mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

by someone not plastered, Zounds! He would provoke profanity, the boundah.

You never will know how it ends.

Fiddler

There once was a maiden in Ealing

Rosie

So tall she could head-butt the ceiling.

Thrax

And thus she would duck, Indeed, Rosie.

And make her back ruck

Breadmaster

Till her spine had lost all sense of feeling. Non-obscene limerick achieved!

Each morning, at half past the hour,

penelope

I make pancakes from eggs, milk and flour

Raak

I give them a toss

Rosie

thus causing their loss