mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Involves unbelievable bends

Thrax

And if properly mastered, I'm gonna force one o' you into an expletive if if it's the last thing I do!

by someone not plastered, Zounds! He would provoke profanity, the boundah.

You never will know how it ends.

Fiddler

There once was a maiden in Ealing

Rosie

So tall she could head-butt the ceiling.

Thrax

And thus she would duck, Indeed, Rosie.