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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Kim
and the men she did meet
Breadmaster
Would find themselves short of a buck.
Kim
I'm pressing the button marked "Panic"
Darren
Because the last verse was Satanic
Raak
They've issued a fatwa
Rosie
I'll be boiled in a vat. Waah!
Not easy, that, Raak.
Raak
[Rosie] Poetic necessity, I'm afraid.
Thrax
Oh, Heavens! It's made me quite manic.
Thrax
I once knew a lady from China
.
Help yerselves.
Fiddler
In swearing she trained her Hill Myna
Thrax
This most vocal bird
Tuj
Could quote
Richard the Third
Darren
I've not seen a rendition finer.
Thrax
Having partaken of a wee tipple
. Yep, it's the same ploy as before.
Rosie
an event that makes barely a ripple
So you tell me. :-)
Darren
I like to find girls
Fiddler
With cute little curls
Really!
Marc
Then try to get hold of a free nipple.
…shame on you Darren!
Marc
There once was a girl, oh so daring!
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