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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Marc
A good tan I'll get as a bonus
Marc
There once was a girl with no luck
Snodgrass
Although she was not short of pluck
almost oblig
Software
So she'd stand on the street
Where will this lead...?
Kim
and the men she did meet
Breadmaster
Would find themselves short of a buck.
Kim
I'm pressing the button marked "Panic"
Darren
Because the last verse was Satanic
Raak
They've issued a fatwa
Rosie
I'll be boiled in a vat. Waah!
Not easy, that, Raak.
Raak
[Rosie] Poetic necessity, I'm afraid.
Thrax
Oh, Heavens! It's made me quite manic.
Thrax
I once knew a lady from China
.
Help yerselves.
Fiddler
In swearing she trained her Hill Myna
Thrax
This most vocal bird
Tuj
Could quote
Richard the Third
Darren
I've not seen a rendition finer.
Thrax
Having partaken of a wee tipple
. Yep, it's the same ploy as before.
Rosie
an event that makes barely a ripple
So you tell me. :-)
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