mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

There once was a man with a big

ZK

- I'm sorry! I meant to say brig -

Ye olde gong farmer

that's a goal, to the wise Jail, Goal, Brig, Prison.

First he lives – then he dies(?) ...my summerhouse is called The Brig cause once there lived an old inmate...

My Brig has a two-masted rig. ...how did we navigate to arrive here…?

He sailed ‘round the world with no stop,

widey

in a boat, he bought from a shop?????

However, a leak [widey] Bold text please

And a worrying squeak

Robin

Meant the trip, on the whole, was a flop.

Chalky

Keep it simple, it seems to work well

Raak

Said a greybeard who lived in a dell

anonymouse

Just like me and my goat

Marc

We’re not rocking the boat

penelope

But we're making a terrible smell

Kim

The words of this terrible song

Software

Are meaningless, dire, just wrong

Snodgrass

If only Jonathon King

Scansion Police

The words of this terrible song
Are meaningless, dire, and just wrong
If Jonathon King
carry on...