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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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anonymouse
”Keep swimmin’”, she said to her child
Tina
. "I'll teach you to git yer Mum riled!"
Puckoon
But the kid replied "Pish!"
Dujon
"I'll do what I wish"
Little Mermaid (Marc really)
“Like you, at my age, running wild!”
Marc
“What’s that standing up?” said the Blonde,
Chalky
As she dangled her toes in the pond
KH
"It looks
very
silly"
Darren
As she kicked at a lily
Blonde
”The bloomers I gave you, James Bond!”
You never know the imaginative logics by Blondes…
Blonde
A virgin once stood on a hill
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Raak
And pranced naked by moonlight until
Uncle Korky
The dew-dampened grass
Darren
Saw this come to pass:
Marc
She lost what she had, with great thrill
....and now it's all gone!
Marc
A virgin once said to her mother:
Malcolm XXX
I wish that I had a big brother
Darren
Because he could beat
Raak
A Bach fugue with his feet
Uncle Korky
Whilst I try to whistle another
The Onedin Line
ZK
I've been at the coconut oil
Almost made a very embarrassing typo!
KH
It sootheth my skin and my boil
plump
But my palms and my soles
Darren
Are as red as hot coals
Chalky
Since from the oil they didst recoil
Chalky - Have courage! Be brave and stay strong
ZK
You won't be stuck here for too long
Dujon
There's a train on the way
anonymouse
Will arrive end of May
Software
Singing the Thomas the Tank Engine song!
Tuj
Screwing the last screw on the plaque
anonymouse
Fasten it better than using tack
Software
The brass bits will shine
Raak
If rubbed with red wine
Chalky
, fresh garlic and damp bladderwrack.
*phew*
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