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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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widey
Of triplets from a mum full of mirth!
Minister for overseas invasions
she pushed and she squirmed
Raak
And grimaced and gurned
Rosie
and she now has a much smaller girth.
As one does.
KH
Giving birth is a hard way to diet
widey
as not many mums are compliant
anonymouse
Though they foreplay a lot…..
Software
Shelling a tot
Marc
Then eat as to feed a huge Giant
hm... I’ll make no remarks, I’ll keep quiet!
Marc
There once was a man with a bike,
Dazed5
Who managed the Penge Spud-U-Like
Uncle Korky
He'd deliver hot tatties
Snodgrass
Turn clients into fatties
KH
'Til all of them looked quite alike
Tuj
I once went to play with an eel
widey
but mistook it for a bull seal
Darren
I threw a big ball
anonymouse
on the eel it did fall
Marc
Then bounced to the seal – No big deal?
Marc
There once was a girl who could drive
Bigsmith
The third green using wood number five
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