mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Was uttered with menace profound. ... scary stuff

Chalky - once had to witness the birth

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buggeration .... I'll start again

Chalky - I once had to witness the birth

widey

Of triplets from a mum full of mirth!

Minister for overseas invasions

she pushed and she squirmed

Raak

And grimaced and gurned

Rosie

and she now has a much smaller girth. As one does.

Giving birth is a hard way to diet

widey

as not many mums are compliant

anonymouse

Though they foreplay a lot…..