mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

The pelt of a bear

Darren

And thus be a nightmarish sight Sorry to do 3rd and 5th, but this one had lain around for far too long

just an observation - limericks that begin with an 'actual' first-person experience are always tricky to follow . . .

Whenever the clock chimes, I wonder

Darren

Which cities I'll ravish and plunder

Martha Farquar

For at 12.59,

Lib

I think its the time,

penelope

To steal, pillage and wrent asunder

It's a hundred degrees in the shade

rab

And commuters' tempers are frayed

Chalky

For instant relief

Thos

Penelope Keith

Martha Farquar

Is free, in the Penny arcade.
When Valéry Giscard d'Estaing

Goes out to buy six petits pains