mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I'm a hundred and twenty today!

rab

And it's the National Day of Foreplay

So unless I drop dead

penelope

Oh dear - taking rudeness to faint new depths...*Don't I deserve head?*

Before I waste slowly away [Don't be coy, pen - I'm sure we were all thinking the same :-)]

Nothing wrong with a bit of bawdiness.

That's not a limerick line, btw

Now bawdiness just ain't my style lies, lies and more lies ;o)

We'll leave that to Chalky and Kayl

Breadmaster

They prefer, so it's said,

Darren

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