mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

When love-making strays out of bounds

Martha Farquar

And I'm in the next room

rab

On top of a broom

Blob

But at least for divorce I have grounds

Raak

I'm a hundred and twenty today!

rab

And it's the National Day of Foreplay

So unless I drop dead

penelope

Oh dear - taking rudeness to faint new depths...*Don't I deserve head?*

Before I waste slowly away [Don't be coy, pen - I'm sure we were all thinking the same :-)]

Nothing wrong with a bit of bawdiness.

That's not a limerick line, btw

Now bawdiness just ain't my style lies, lies and more lies ;o)

We'll leave that to Chalky and Kayl