mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

You'll smell it wherever I go [That's my third!]

My pox scabs are rotting [Darren - shame - I was feeding you a third line and we simulposted]

And my groin is hotting [Hint: up]

up by the hour, it's gonna blow!! [rab - hint taken, v subtly done :-)]

I cannot believe it's not butter

Uncle Korky

is not easy to say with a stutter

Software

So I'll spread it with jam

Or bake it with ham

Darren

Or beat it at golf with a putter.

Kim

I appear to be missing a ball

Big Dave

Said Adolph Hitler, to us all

I'll take one of Goering's

rab

Cute spherical nose-rings

Uncle Korky

And clip it to Eva Braun's shawl.

The Onedin Line

I don't like the way that it sounds

Chalky

When love-making strays out of bounds

Martha Farquar

And I'm in the next room

rab

On top of a broom

Blob

But at least for divorce I have grounds

Raak

I'm a hundred and twenty today!