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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Kim
O'er the family Spode
Chalky
I would welcome a cup of darjeeling
[very Lewis Carroll]
penelope
All above - muddy rarvellous!
A mishap while I hoovered the floor
Raak
Caused the hoover to suck up the door
Darren
The windows and walls
Lodge
and even my smalls
rab
not to mention my Greenwing Macaw
snorgle
It's rainy and windy and wet
well in Cardiff, anyway, and I'm going to damn well make you all suffer as well!
Uncle Korky
No respite from that curry, as yet
Terrible thing, IBS...
Darren
I can still smell the sauce
Big Dave
'Cos I'm farting in Morse
sorry people - Uncle K's fault :-)
Dujon
So best dash, Dot, in case it should set
Rosie
They say that it's rude to stare
snorgle
But I really don't care
Darren
Also, I smell
Uncle Korky
Like the cesspits of Hell
Chalky
'Cause I bathed in yak's milk for a dare
[Darren - that's your second smelly third line!]
Breadmaster
I suffer from awful BO
Darren
You'll smell it wherever I go
[That's my third!]
Chalky
My pox scabs are rotting
[Darren - shame - I was feeding you a third line and we simulposted]
rab
And my groin is hotting
[Hint: up]
Big Dave
up by the hour, it's gonna blow!!
[rab - hint taken, v subtly done :-)]
rab
I cannot believe it's not butter
Uncle Korky
is not easy to say with a stutter
Software
So I'll spread it with jam
Lib
Or bake it with ham
Darren
Or beat it at golf with a putter.
Kim
I appear to be missing a ball
Big Dave
Said Adolph Hitler, to us all
Raak
I'll take one of Goering's
rab
Cute spherical nose-rings
Uncle Korky
And clip it to Eva Braun's shawl.
The Onedin Line
penelope
I don't like the way that it sounds
Chalky
When love-making strays out of bounds
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