mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Or bake it with ham

Darren

Or beat it at golf with a putter.

Kim

I appear to be missing a ball

Big Dave

Said Adolph Hitler, to us all

I'll take one of Goering's

rab

Cute spherical nose-rings

Uncle Korky

And clip it to Eva Braun's shawl.

The Onedin Line

I don't like the way that it sounds

Chalky

When love-making strays out of bounds

Martha Farquar

And I'm in the next room

rab

On top of a broom

Blob

But at least for divorce I have grounds

Raak

I'm a hundred and twenty today!

rab

And it's the National Day of Foreplay

So unless I drop dead

penelope

Oh dear - taking rudeness to faint new depths...*Don't I deserve head?*

Before I waste slowly away [Don't be coy, pen - I'm sure we were all thinking the same :-)]

Nothing wrong with a bit of bawdiness.

That's not a limerick line, btw

Now bawdiness just ain't my style lies, lies and more lies ;o)