mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

'Cos I'm farting in Morse sorry people - Uncle K's fault :-)

So best dash, Dot, in case it should set

Rosie

They say that it's rude to stare

snorgle

But I really don't care

Darren

Also, I smell

Uncle Korky

Like the cesspits of Hell

Chalky

'Cause I bathed in yak's milk for a dare [Darren - that's your second smelly third line!]

I suffer from awful BO

Darren

You'll smell it wherever I go [That's my third!]