mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Then nibbled his earlobes indeed

Breadmaster

But the cedars of Lebanon "eed"?

Rose 'round them both,(skip beat) tall and strong "But the cedars of Lebanon" ?

To climb them would need all the will 'e 'ad It rhymes. It scans, more or less.

One reason for hiding in cedars

Chalky

Seems to have escaped Guardian readers ... well rescued Rosie

But the Times' editorial Inviting obvious rhyme

Is more lavatorial hook, line & sinker

With paper so soft, quoting our leaders. ..imagine Tony Blair on the loo…

As a limerick line this isn't particularly good

But who says it has to scan all the time Dude