mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

*with a great effort of will, resists temptation to post line ending in "pen"*

That their fumblings'll score ten out of ten. [CdM - am assuming that the above isn't line 5]

The outcome is certain, that's true [CdM] You're too kind :o)

A bed made especially for two Ooer, missus

With a whip and a rope

I'm in a funny mood..;)

Plus some carbolic soap [snorgle :-)]

And a drop of the best superglue.