mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

all over, including his head. Hot stuff!

There once was a woman who wrote:

Uncle Korky

"You can't beat good sex with a goat.

Bigsmith

"The foreplay's not great,

plump

But the horn is first rate

Projoy

(Hang on while I go get my coat)
although there were a few inviting alternative rhymes if anyone wants to take another shot at that line...