mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

So fill out your lines with aplomb.

Uncle Korky

A game of Celebrity Shares

Will attract the bulls and the bears

Chalky

The trading is brisk [a gift of a rhyming opportunity]

But better not risk

penelope

All your assets. (But frankly - who cares?)

Breadmaster

While walking to work in the rain

Darren

I danced as I felt quite insane

[Bifurcating]I felt like Gene Kelly/I jumped in a puddle

(as opposed to George Melly) / found a stranger to cuddle

And sang out THAT well-known refrain / Then suggested acts base and profane [oo-er]

The day you install a new bath

Lib

Should be marked by drinking a swift half,

Uncle Korky

But - beer or bathwater?

Big Dave

Should I drink? Well I oughtta - weren't expecting that eh?

Before I go down the bath path

Big Dave

To make the best beef and veg. stew,

CdM

First kill your cow. Then take two