mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

But there was s surfeit

Software

Of hair, so she covered her chest.

Kim

I met with a man in a tent

Snodgrass

In the garden of England, or Kent

Rosie

But the Medway's in spate

Raak

And he may become late (As in, "the late Arthur Dent".)

Cause I noticed his wiener was bent