mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And list'ning to Norway's a strain

I Say, Porter!

And talking of strain:
My diet is lacking in fibre a nice easy rhyme...

My innards now flow like the Tigre

Uncle Korky

It's not at all funny

Lib

Why can't it be runny?

Martha Farquar

And it's really not fun for my wiper. [I'm the Prince of Wales y'know]

I'm in dire need of good advice!

rab

About the cost of herb and spice

Martha Farquar

For I make pot pourri

Projoy

And I brew it like tea.

penelope

Does it work to eradicate lice?