mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

But the double I've seen is

rab

[pen] Um... I was drinking a cup of tea at the time, which threw my scansion into disarray. Obviously.

Now on The Tweenies invoking dubious rhyme

And now my double is double bubble

Whilst walking one day in Bangkok

Dujon

I happened upon Doctor Spock -- Keeping it clean; well, so far. :-)

I asked his advice

rab

About pubic lice Sorry, Dujon, couldn't resist

And then "Got the time on ya, cock?"

Line Police

Eurovision's come round again!

Martha Farquar

So let's have a big hand for Spain

rab

'Cos they know how to dance

KH

So much better than France

I Say, Porter!

And list'ning to Norway's a strain

I Say, Porter!

And talking of strain:
My diet is lacking in fibre a nice easy rhyme...