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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Will buy you a few pints of beer
Enumerative Combinatorics
Read at night, with a big mug of Horlicks,
Is the very best thing
To get back in the swing
And to make you all true alcoholics
A hairy young Vicar from Perth
Should be given a very wide berth
Lest his big hirsute mits
Which are cold - he admits
Be employed to assist giving birth
Again unemployment is down
Since everyone's becoming a clown
simulposted - spooky! for I have a new job as a clown
I perform in the House
Where often I douse unfinished sentence alert..
My wife, when she's in her best gown
I wish I could be a buffoon
And dance by the light of the moon
I would prance like an elf
Casting spells at myself
And play Mahler on the bassoon
A wonderful sight to behold
Is rab (or so I am told)
But snorgle, however
(when clad all in leather)
Makes poor Uncle Korky feel old I'm just asking for trouble, aren't I?
[snorgle] Sounds like I owe your source a fiver.

It seems pen's asking for trouble

As I'm not quite as old as my double
aside [rab] Can't bring yourself to write pen is on your own site to make it scan, eh? Why on earth not? ;o)
But the double I've seen is
[pen] Um... I was drinking a cup of tea at the time, which threw my scansion into disarray. Obviously.
Now on The Tweenies invoking dubious rhyme
And now my double is double bubble
Whilst walking one day in Bangkok
I happened upon Doctor Spock -- Keeping it clean; well, so far. :-)
I asked his advice
About pubic lice Sorry, Dujon, couldn't resist
And then "Got the time on ya, cock?"
Eurovision's come round again!
So let's have a big hand for Spain
'Cos they know how to dance
So much better than France
And list'ning to Norway's a strain
And talking of strain:
My diet is lacking in fibre a nice easy rhyme...
My innards now flow like the Tigre
It's not at all funny
Why can't it be runny?
And it's really not fun for my wiper. [I'm the Prince of Wales y'know]
I'm in dire need of good advice!
About the cost of herb and spice
For I make pot pourri
And I brew it like tea.
Does it work to eradicate lice?
Tonight, in the Big Brother House
There will be an arrogant louse
Who claims to know
That Anouska will go
OK, make that That Scott will soon go (who is from Liverpool)
But will he talk or is he a mouse.
sorry forgot a line.
Is it fair to talk of mice and men?
D'no. Good question Pen'.
Why not speak of blatant floozies?
Or of Tommy guns and Uzis
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