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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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I'll have it with spam
Washed down with a dram
Of battery acid or three
In case of emergency, you should
Supply us with cold Yorkshire Pud
A pint of warm ale,
Which we slowly inhale
Though we know it won't so any good

ack! *do* any good... not "so"...

I can spell but my proofreading sucks (drawing inspiration from ineptitude...)
Eggs like a grandmother clucks
Disapprovingly when
are you coming? At ten?
Those white-coated in their trucks.

I remember the very first time
Apologies - previous last line should read "Those white-coated men in their trucks" so much for proof-reading.
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I remember the very first time
I wrote my first limerick line
It began with a word
Writer's block then occurred
A writer cried as he ran past
"The monster that follows is vast"
"So pick up your pen"
"And let me know when"
"It has finished its morning repast"
There was a young lady from Crewe
Who said not 'Good-day' but 'Adieu'
For she went 'fore she came *parka please*
She was never the same
And I wouldn't like that - would you?
The first day of summer is here
And it's made my petunias go queer!
They're drooping right over
My four-leaféd clover
Though I watered them with the best beer
I've been stuck in the office all day
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