mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Her dress sense ... audacious? but what do I know ...

And I've heard that she consumes them raw You rotten swines :o)

I've invented a new kind of boot:

rab

It sometimes emits a loud hoot

The heel is explosive

snorgle

When touched by corrosive

Wol

but frankly, it costs too much loot.

Mohammed Said al-Sahaf I confess I sniggered when I spotted his name was an entire limerick line. The rhymes, of course, are up to you ...