mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

For magic and other strange wares

rab

Next door to a potion

Puckoon

I've some unknown lotion

Breadmaster

That makes my hands covered in hairs

The return of Mr Line

I've got a grenade in my case

Breadmaster

So you'd better get out of my face!

DrQu+xum

Lest the Mad Pineapple

Puckoon

burst it to shrapnel I know it don't quite rhyme.

Sorry but it's a can of MACE! - sorry no one else was going to finish it.

Making sense over scansion and rhyme