cause all that I eat is just fake?

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Once the Bishop of Westminster Abbey

the metre-maid

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The Bishop of Westminster Abbey
Had a scandalous fling with a cabbie

(that should have been in quotes)

"Go on, It's not all that flabby Where is that coat of mine?

judicious deployment (Projoy) There's me amphibrachs, matey; where are yours? :-)

delicious enjoyment..my favorite amphibrachs. Cheers all!

[Rosie] - Ensuring avoiding offending

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[Rosie] There you go. I've often wondered whether you can only count whole words as feet or whether you can run over the barlines, so to speak. Is the first line above made of three amphibrachs, or a single syllable followed by two dactyls then a trochee? Perhaps there is no answer.

True Britons the baselines must seek! Me neither Greek nor Brit...

Let's talk Anglo-Saxon (Projoy) I think you can run over the barlines, as you say, if the two words are part of a phrase but I think it would be stretching the definition to breaking point to call that first line 3 amphibrachs. One possibly i.e. "amphibrach" but I'm not sure where the stress lies. It's not in my Concise Oxford Dictionary 1964. Too bloody concise, obviously. :-)

Let’s rhyme that with huuh...... Jackson

They both slipped away for a shower

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[Rosie] I think the word "amphibrach" is a dactyl, stress on the first syllable. I must admit (perhaps because of a musical sort of background) I'd never really considered the whole-phrases question in that light. In music it's 3/4 (or whatever) regardless of the lyrics fall. By that perception a limerick line is always three amphibrachs (or two and an iamb), whatever the enjambement. It's when you get into freer verse, like sonnets, that it gets really hard to judge. We had a discussion a while back about whether "Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day" is really five iambs, or (as your view suggests) a dactyl, spondee, anapest and iamb (or maybe choriamb, dactyl, antibacchius). Anyway, the only reason for posting on it was that I just found this, which is surely the most definitive list of metrical feet to be found on the web. Anyone for some double asclepiads?

Don’t ask me, I think they used butyl? (Toby, I don't get what you're aiming at, but in Greek mythology the Dactyls were a strange race of creatures associated with the goddess Cybele and they were believed to live on Mount Ida and invented the art of working metals into usable shapes with fire)

(And as this site seems to be a good place for education, here’s a little something to enlighten your tarot knowledge? http://www.bureau-13.com/crowleys_deck.html)

It's a pun. The phrase is a dactyl; I was aiming at dinosaurs.
And there are things that rhyme with it.

There once was a Tarotic Dino; Who courted a horny young Rhino; The made love for a week; And they danced cheek to cheek; After while came a Wine-Dine Bambino

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What happened to The Back to Basics campaign? Were you not listening, Toby and anonymouse? Tsk,tsk.
There was a bling-merchant from Slough

But he sold her for beans, *apologising for the slightly irregular metre*

He had to let Grandma pull the plough. So, we’re back to basics huh? Considering she’s just 90 and is eating like a horse it’s OK with me ;-)

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allow me ...

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There once was a preacher in Venice
Who had a red engine called 'Dennis'
He played with his toy
Bringing solace and joy

[Kim] Or "to Rome", maybe? Or "v'dome"?

Cause I’m longing so for Jerome, We will meet in Kim’s bed hi Projoy, please carry on...

for reasons best unsaid (Marc) As far as I know, Kim is a bloke, as I am too. :-)

(But let’s nail ‘im down at his tome;-) ... arn't we all blokes doing what we do right now??

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I can't stand a woman who moans *female author get-out clause declared*

And who nags, bickers, argues and drones *quickly getting out of the room declared*

Trained a rather intelligent ass     As one does.

and prove theorems by Pythagoras (a square ass indeed!)

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But under your kilt oblig.