mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

There once was a man on the Moon

Raak

But no-one is going back soon

Toby

The cost was tremendous

Tuj

The locals horrendous

ZK

And the shops kept on shutting at noon.

ZK

I can't stand a woman who moans *female author get-out clause declared*

And who nags, bickers, argues and drones *quickly getting out of the room declared*

So when I have time

penelope

I will teach her to mime

barbacoa

And keep her away from the phones.

Rosie

There was a young lad from Madras

Dujon

Trained a rather intelligent ass As one does.

It could mime and eat apples