mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And the shops kept on shutting at noon.

ZK

I can't stand a woman who moans *female author get-out clause declared*

And who nags, bickers, argues and drones *quickly getting out of the room declared*

So when I have time

penelope

I will teach her to mime

barbacoa

And keep her away from the phones.

Rosie

There was a young lad from Madras

Dujon

Trained a rather intelligent ass As one does.

It could mime and eat apples

momus

chew dildos, make fallefels

Marc

and prove theorems by Pythagoras (a square ass indeed!)

You sleep very well in Dundee

Raak

Unless stung on the nose by a bee