mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And the shops kept on shutting at noon.

ZK

I can't stand a woman who moans *female author get-out clause declared*

And who nags, bickers, argues and drones *quickly getting out of the room declared*

So when I have time

penelope

I will teach her to mime

barbacoa

And keep her away from the phones.

Rosie

There was a young lad from Madras