mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

allow me ...

There once was a preacher in Venice
Who had a red engine called 'Dennis'
He played with his toy
Bringing solace and joy

As an arsonist he was a menace.

Projoy

Oh, show me the way to go home!

Kim

I tire and would fain go to bed

Projoy

[Kim] Or "to Rome", maybe? Or "v'dome"?

Cause I’m longing so for Jerome, We will meet in Kim’s bed hi Projoy, please carry on...

for reasons best unsaid (Marc) As far as I know, Kim is a bloke, as I am too. :-)

(But let’s nail ‘im down at his tome;-) ... arn't we all blokes doing what we do right now??

There once was a man on the Moon

Raak

But no-one is going back soon

Toby

The cost was tremendous

Tuj

The locals horrendous

ZK

And the shops kept on shutting at noon.

ZK

I can't stand a woman who moans *female author get-out clause declared*

And who nags, bickers, argues and drones *quickly getting out of the room declared*

So when I have time

penelope

I will teach her to mime

barbacoa

And keep her away from the phones.

Rosie

There was a young lad from Madras