mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And you know what that means

He had to let Grandma pull the plough. So, we’re back to basics huh? Considering she’s just 90 and is eating like a horse it’s OK with me ;-)

There once was a preacher in Venice

widey

who had a big red engine called dennis

Marc

And he played with his toy

Chalky

allow me ...

There once was a preacher in Venice
Who had a red engine called 'Dennis'
He played with his toy
Bringing solace and joy

As an arsonist he was a menace.

Projoy

Oh, show me the way to go home!

Kim

I tire and would fain go to bed

Projoy

[Kim] Or "to Rome", maybe? Or "v'dome"?

Cause I’m longing so for Jerome, We will meet in Kim’s bed hi Projoy, please carry on...

for reasons best unsaid (Marc) As far as I know, Kim is a bloke, as I am too. :-)

(But let’s nail ‘im down at his tome;-) ... arn't we all blokes doing what we do right now??

There once was a man on the Moon

Raak

But no-one is going back soon

Toby

The cost was tremendous

Tuj

The locals horrendous

ZK

And the shops kept on shutting at noon.

ZK

I can't stand a woman who moans *female author get-out clause declared*

And who nags, bickers, argues and drones *quickly getting out of the room declared*

So when I have time