mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

But he sold her for beans, *apologising for the slightly irregular metre*

And you know what that means

He had to let Grandma pull the plough. So, we’re back to basics huh? Considering she’s just 90 and is eating like a horse it’s OK with me ;-)

There once was a preacher in Venice

widey

who had a big red engine called dennis

Marc

And he played with his toy

Chalky

allow me ...

There once was a preacher in Venice
Who had a red engine called 'Dennis'
He played with his toy
Bringing solace and joy