mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

[widey] With respect, it didn't. "Chaste" and "rust" just don't rhyme. Feel free to elucidate if you feel they do.

Was that it had been et - by a gnu

Chalky

I have a confession to make

Projoy

I just ate a seven-pound cake.

Chalky

I now weigh twelve stone

Dujon

Yet I'm still skin and bone!

anonymouse

cause all that I eat is just fake?

Once the Bishop of Westminster Abbey

Chalky

the metre-maid

The Bishop of Westminster Abbey
Had a scandalous fling with a cabbie

Then His Holiness said:

Projoy

Eat my body, my bread

Projoy

(that should have been in quotes)