mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

He searched high and low

but what he didn't know (my last effort did rhyme if you look at the first line, as it always does if you count in time...so yah boo sucks to ZK

[widey] With respect, it didn't. "Chaste" and "rust" just don't rhyme. Feel free to elucidate if you feel they do.

Was that it had been et - by a gnu

Chalky

I have a confession to make

Projoy

I just ate a seven-pound cake.

Chalky

I now weigh twelve stone