mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I do my poofreading with MS-Word,

B. Gates (Marc really)

This is the best thing I’ve never herd !

Snodgrass

But if you want to Excell,

And to scan and perfectly spell

Software

Don't use spellcheck, use a dictionary instead! Some of Mr Gates' "suggestions" are laughable.

I will post no more lines to this site

anonymouse

Cause B Gates are dating me tonight

Googolplex the Amazing Balancing Goat from Luxembourg

But my syntax, I've found,

ZK

Are been messed around ;)

And my output are turning to sh*te OK then, it's back to the basics. Now people, pay attention...

There once was a barmaid from Sale

Projoy

Who had lovely big jugs full of ale

Toby

She came to my table

anonymouse

And asked: Are you able…